From Reginald to Marjory

I first saw this note on the stair tread of an escalator at the mall.
I was afraid to pick it up, however, because one should
never go near any of the moving parts of an escalator with one's hands.
I don't even hold the moving banister-belt thing. I surf escalators.
Luckily, when someone brushed past me, the note stuck
to the bottom of their shoe. It was angrily shaken from said shoe a few moments later
just opposite SpatsUnlimited, which was, coincidentally, my destination at the mall.
I had just finished watching the World Butler Championship,

or WBC, as they call it, and wanted to get a pair of those sweet
Nike Sportspats endorsed by Albert "Chives" McGinterly.
Anyhow, I digress. The note. Yes. It sounds like an awkward situation, I hope
that everything worked out.